Celebrity Gossip and Photos

Ali Lohan is just 15 years old.

We feel the need to remind readers of this fact after the aspiring celebrity was photographed in Hawaii this week, straddling a surfboard, flaunting her cleavage and smiling for the paparazzi.

Ali likely earned a bonus on her allowance from attention-starved mother Dina for this one. She’s clearly taught her youngest daughter well.

Ali Lohan cannot legally drive, drink or vote. But, hey, you’re never too young to shake your breasts at a photographer!

Somehow we doubt this will be a one-time thing.

Embattled mother of newborn octuplets and six other young children Nadya Suleman was visited Wednesday by Orange County Social Services and police detectives.

According to the L.A. Times, a complaint was filed by one of Suleman’s kids’ school teachers after the teacher observed what appeared to be bite marks on him.

The bitten offspring is three-year old Aidan.

The website also claimed Aidan showed up to school with a black eye, but Nadya Suleman downplayed his injury, saying: “He’s autistic, he bumps into things.”

La Habra Police Lt. Tom Dutton confirmed the visit in a statement:

“On Wednesday, April 29, La Habra Police personnel were requested to assist Orange County Social Services involving a matter pertaining to the Sulemans. As is customary, the department routinely assists other agencies, when so requested.”

DRAIN ON SOCIETY: Another day, another child endangerment claim for Octomom.

Suleman’s attorney, Jeff Czech, said he was not sure whether the social services officials took any action and suspects they were called by the boy’s teacher.

The caretaker of 14 – and possibly a new pet soon – had no comment.

This incident is already the fourth formal complaint levied against Nadya Suleman, 34, for possible child neglect and endangerment this year.

The first three complaints filed against Octomom took place in March by attorney Gloria Allred on behalf of the organization Angels in Waiting.

Allred took action after Nadya Suleman fired the non-profit organization’s nurses, said she didn’t need their help and accused them of being spies.

After discovering this new batch of Marisa Miller bikini pictures, we had two thoughts:

• Tomorrow is May 1. Why are these bikini pics from the 2009 Wurth calendar only coming out now? Perhaps because no one knows what Wurth is?
• We are spending way too much time analyzing trivial matters, rather than enjoying the glorious nature of Marisa Miller bikini pics. Bad THG.

Click. Enlarge. Enjoy. These are Wurth your time …

We know what you’re thinking, ladies: You’d make sweet, passionate love to Zac Efron even if he was bald or rocked a mohawk.

We understand. We’ve seen those eyes, too.

Still, when the actor showed up for an international premiere of 17 Again this week sporting a new, slicked-back hairstyle, he must have known it would be critiqued.

Did Vanessa Hudgens see him leave the house with this look? Who let him ditch his shaggy locks in order to make like a character in Grease? Weigh in on the style below.

Do you like Zac Efron’s slicked-back hair?

Considering the constant parade of beautiful women in his bedroom, Hugh Hefner is not one to dwell on the past.

That’s why he’s confused about a report this week that claimed he wanted Holly Madison to move back into the Playboy Mansion (either that, or Hef is suffering from dementia; the guy is really, really old).

“I have no idea where these crazy stories come from,” Hefner said in a statement. “The idea that I’m pining over former girlfriend Holly Madison and would ‘welcome her back with open arms’ is pure fiction. It was invented by someone to create publicity.”

Hef said he doesn’t think of Madison in that way anymore. After all, the guy is totally smitten with one to three women.

“I’m in love with Crystal Harris (pictured) and wouldn’t trade her or the Shannon Twins for anyone in the past,” he said. “Holly will always be welcome here at the mansion, but not as a girlfriend. I think she’s happy now, and I know I am.”

No offense to Holly, but Hef appears to have made the right decision. Harris is the hottest girlfriend he’s had yet. We present the following photos of her as evidence: