S.S. Sharon Stone Upskirt Pictures
by admin on August 31st, 2009
Sharon Stone gave the paps a little up-skirtage while vacationing in Sardinia this week. Although I’m not sure if it technically qualifies as an “upskirt” since she’s the one doing it to herself. Not to mention that there’s bathing suit underneath. And she’s 51. And scratching her ass. By my calculations, that’s at least four cases for disqualification right there.
Shanna Moakler Fires Back at Carrie Prejean
by admin on August 31st, 2009
Earlier today, Carrie Prejean actually filed a lawsuit against Miss California pageant officials Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.
The attention-starved beauty queen claims this pair discriminated against her religion and caused extreme emotional distress.
In response, Moakler’s attorney, Mel Avanzado, has issued a statement that comes to the same conclusion any sane person would arrive at: Prejean is an idiot.
“On Ms. Moakler’s behalf, I can say unequivocally that Ms. Prejean’s lawsuit is without merit.
“More importantly, as everyone who watched or read her public statements is well aware, Ms. Prejean’s unfortunate and bigoted statements are responsible for any public humiliation or damages to her reputation that she has claimed to have suffered. Ms. Moakler strenuously denies that she did anything wrong and looks forward to proving that in a court of law.”
Choose a side in this feud:
Protesters: Adam Lambert is a "Rebel Against God"
by admin on August 31st, 2009
It’s both incomprehensible and incredibly depressing that people like this exist.
But at last night’s American Idol concert in Kansas City, awful, close-minded members of the Westboro Baptist Church stood outside and protested the mere existence of Adam Lambert.
They held signs that read “God Hates Fags” and, as heard on the video below, one of them referred to Lambert and other homosexuals as a “bunch of rebels against God… they’re teaching rebellion against the standards and commandments of God.”
Such ignorant, hateful morons make Jon Voight look sane and reasonable.
Rising above it all, Lambert Tweeted after the show:
Thank you all for the support. Love overcomes hate. Love has no color. Love has no orientation. All is love. 
This is the second time this summer that a Church has sponsored this sort of protest. Other gay-haters picketed a concert in San Jose in July.
It’s interesting to note how Lambert has handled these incidents of pure vitriol, compared to how the Carrie Prejean has handled her scandal-filled spotlight. Who do you think is a better Christian role model?
Audrina Patridge: Heidi Montag is a No-Talent Hack
by admin on August 31st, 2009
Now that she’s officially leaving The Hills after this year, Audrina Patridge isn’t afraid to leave with a parting shot at her co-star’s budding “music career.”
While promoting her new movie Sorority Row over the weekend, Audzo was asked about Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe performance the previous Sunday.
She did not hold back, saying: “I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, they actually have amazing voices and talent and they can really sing and perform.”
“I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV. I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”
That about sums it up, we’d say.
Don’t expect Audrina to buy any crappy Heidi Montag albums.
Aside from Heidi sucking (a sentiment also shared by Anderson Cooper), Audrina, 24, talked about her own foray away from reality TV in her new film:
“On the movie, I went to my acting coach twice a week and memorized all the lines,” she says of appearing alongside Rumer Willis in the slasher flick Sorority Row. “On The Hills, you show up for an hour, say what you want, then leave.”
Truly, it is an adjustment to act for real instead of only 90 percent.
Of course, embracing the Hollywood lifestyle also means having to deal with some fairly outlandish rumors about herself. No small amount of rumors, either.
“[They say] that I was pregnant. Another one, that I got a nose job, that I got a chin job, cheek implants, I mean my whole face,” she says of false gossip.
Note the lack of denial of rumors that she’s gotten breast implants.
“Sometimes, when they stick a video camera in your face, they try to provoke you with questions that are just really … sometimes I get like, ‘What are you talking about?’ But I’m very lighthearted and I try not to take things too serious.”
Like grammar.
It helps that Audrina is dating mellow Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan.
“It’s so refreshing to be around him because he’s so just laid-back and stress-free all the time,” she says, adding that he may be in her new reality show.
“My boyfriend may be in it. We don’t start filming until the end of this year, but it’s just about my life and every aspect. My family will be in it, my friends, going to auditions, the Hollywood life. It’s not as glamorous as it looks.”
Miley Cyrus Obnoxiously Cleans Out Giant Closet
by admin on August 31st, 2009
The good news: Miley Cyrus did not Tweet anything obnoxious, pathetic or attention-worthy yesterday.
The bad news: She did so on YouTube instead.
Miley and BFF Mandy Jiroux spent over five minutes filming themselves cleaning out the singer’s enormous closet and making inside jokes. That’s it. That’s the entire video.
Oblivious to the fact that her walk-in closet is larger than most people’s bedrooms, Cyrus casually tosses around items of clothing that likely cost more than many people see in a week, especially in this economy.
Why must this have been videotaped and released to the public? We have no idea. We didn’t even know Miley owned any clothes, considering what she typically wears these days.
Cue the “Leave Miley alone/You’re just jealous!” comments in 3… 2… 1…
First Look: Dancing with the Stars Season Nine Pairings
by admin on August 31st, 2009
You’ve heard the random names. (Ashley Hamilton? Louie Vito? Mark Dacascos?!?)
Now, we’ve got your first look at the record 16 contestants that will compete this season on Dancing with the Stars.
From intriguing couples (such as two-time champion Cheryl Burke and one-time disgraced politician Tom DeLay) to early favorites (such as Karina Smirnoff and Aaron Carter), click on the following photographed pairings.
Then, let us know who you think will walk away with the ninth crystal ball trophy this spring…
Who will win Dancing with the Stars?
Quickies: I Dreamed a Dream
by admin on August 31st, 2009
Lindsay Lohan goes with the “suck yo’ dick fo five dollah” look made so popular by meth whores in the early nineties. (UseMyComputer)
Ha ha — Joe Jonas eats it on his tramoline-stage at a concert. (WWTDD)
Miley Cyrus teaches girls how to suck. And I don’t just mean that euphemistically. (CelebJihad)
Chris Brown doesn’t remember beating Rihanna. Or where he got that gay-ass bow tie. (The Superficial)
See if you find Lady Gaga any less annoying in Spanish. (Glamzilla)
Hands-down, the best news I’ve heard all day — Beavis and Butthead are making a comeback! (Hollywood Rag)
Mischa Barton blames her crazies on a “perfect storm” of wisdom teeth and bullshit. (Holy Moly!)
AnnaLynne McCord in a sexy swimsuit! (Moe Jackson)
What Lisa Rinna must have looked like thirty years ago. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Megan Fox talks about giving dudes blueballs. (WIMB)
101 ridiculously hot redheads! (COED Magazine)
More of Geri Haliwell and her nipples in a bikini. (Derek Hail)
Tyra Banks is engaged to John Utendahl! Yeah, I don’t know who that is, either. (Bricks and Stones)
Daryl Markham is the Susan Boyle of X Factor. (Right Celebrity)
Is it just me, or does Kourtney Kardashian look like Rosie O’Donnell in these pictures? (Scandalist)
Obama will get you high! (The Dirty)
Report: Lindsay Lohan Lost $2 Million is Jewelry
by admin on August 31st, 2009
Lindsay Lohan could face legal action following claims she lost $2 million worth of borrowed jewels, according to a report today in The Sun (UK).
The supposed actress, 23, was loaned the bling by swanky Beverly Hills store XIV Karats two months ago. Then they recently wanted them back.
That’s when Lohan said they had been stolen from her. Of course.
Lindsay’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last weekend, with thieves making off with a safe as well as some handbags, photos and videos.
Yes, videos. A Lindsay Lohan sex tape should be leaked imminently.
Maybe it’s a good thing she’s changing addresses, as she seems to be robbed by miscreants or have the police called on her drunk ass about once every month.
A brittle Lindsay Lohan shivers from a rogue breeze in L.A.
While the burglars were caught on tape, they have yet to be brought to justice. Not that this will stop the jewels’ owners from coming after Firecrotch.
“Lindsay claimed they had been stolen. They disappeared. XIV are not happy about it,” a source said. “The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on loan. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”
Lindsay’s rep denied the report, which is not the first of its kind.
Christian Dior jewels worth around $400,000 vanished at a photo shoot with Lindsay in London. Her morals and values were ransacked long before that.
