I posted a link about the “So You Think You Can Dance” vagina flasher in the quickies today, but TMZ only had the one disappointingly censored picture of Contestant #22036’s crotch. There’s where I step in with a full sixteen seconds of slow motion audition video of what may or may not be a black person, possibly a Pacific Islander, flashing the judges as she wallows in the floor. Granted, she could just be wearing a brown thong or cursed with the kind of booty fat that hangs down low and gives the appearance of being labial in nature. I don’t know. I’ve watched it three times now and I still don’t see it. But that doesn’t mean that I won’t keep trying! That’s just my strong work ethic for you.
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be broken up – but they are definitely having relationship problems.
In the latest issue of Star, the supermarket tabloid reports on the one-word reason for the tension between Justin and Jessica: Rihanna.
Reportedly, JT brought SexyBack under RiRi’s Umbrella at a MTV Video Music Awards gathering on September 13, as the singers grinded in front of onlookers… and then moved on to her hotel room for a “steamy, private after-party,” the magazine states.
“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” said a source, adding that Biel “must be a wreck” over the news.
While the publication won’t come out and label Timberlake and Rihanna as an official item, it does go into detail about their close contact. You might wanna turn away (and unclench your fists), Chris Brown:
“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” sand ain insider. “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”
But it’s quite the opposite for this gorgeous pair. Sources say Rihanna “wants to date” JT and even gave him an impromptu lap dance during a recording session this month!
Is this a good match for Timberlake? Who do you think he should date?
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be broken up – but they are definitely having relationship problems.
In the latest issue of Star, the supermarket tabloid reports on the one-word reason for the tension between Justin and Jessica: Rihanna.
Reportedly, JT brought SexyBack under RiRi’s Umbrella at a MTV Video Music Awards gathering on September 13, as the singers grinded in front of onlookers… and then moved on to her hotel room for a “steamy, private after-party,” the magazine states.
“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” said a source, adding that Biel “must be a wreck” over the news.
While the publication won’t come out and label Timberlake and Rihanna as an official item, it does go into detail about their close contact. You might wanna turn away (and unclench your fists), Chris Brown:
“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” sand ain insider. “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”
But it’s quite the opposite for this gorgeous pair. Sources say Rihanna “wants to date” JT and even gave him an impromptu lap dance during a recording session this month!
Is this a good match for Timberlake? Who do you think he should date?
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.
The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.
Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook – i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind – Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces.
“I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us… I know she’ll be a great mom.”
Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.
When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle – yes, 12-year old Kylie! – said:
“You can’t control love. They’re in love with each other. I think they’re a great couple. I think it’s going to last their whole life.”
The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.
The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.
Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook – i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind – Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces.
“I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us… I know she’ll be a great mom.”
Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.
When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle – yes, 12-year old Kylie! – said:
“You can’t control love. They’re in love with each other. I think they’re a great couple. I think it’s going to last their whole life.”
The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
