We’re very sorry to report, but viewers haven’t seen the last of Jon Gosselin on TLC.
While it’s true the reality show that catapulted him to fame will be renamed Kate Plus 8; and it’s also confirmed it will focus a lot more on Kate Gosselin and the kids, starting November 2, Jon’s rep, Mike Heller, makes it clear:
“He was not fired.”
That’s fine and all, but we can’t help wondering: How does one look oneself in the mirror when one’s job is to represent Jon Gosselin?
Overall, Kate Plus 8 – how relieved must TLC be that the less douchey side of this couple is the one whose name rhymes with “8?!?” – will focus on the lives of the adorable Gosselin twins and their five-year-old sextuplet siblings.
What will Jon be up to, as the series takes a closer look at Kate’s role as a single mother?
A source told Us Weekly he’s “still working out the details” for various projects, such as a reality show called The Divorced Dads Club, which would co-star Michael Lohan.
We can only hope it revolves around which father viewers get to stone in public each week.
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says
According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.
Ew. If I want to see some flabby dude sweating all over a hairy ugly chick, I’ll just tie a pound cake to my stepmom and let my dad chase her around until his heart gives out. Won’t cost me a dime, and I still get the same effect. Incapacitating nausea is what we’re going for here, right?
Sarah in Maxim a few years back:
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says
According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.
Ew. If I want to see some flabby dude sweating all over a hairy ugly chick, I’ll just tie a pound cake to my stepmom and let my dad chase her around until his heart gives out. Won’t cost me a dime, and I still get the same effect. Incapacitating nausea is what we’re going for here, right?
Sarah in Maxim a few years back:
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Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom in a lavish, made-for-television ceremony last weekend.
But you’d scarcely know that based on the latest issue of OK! Weekly, which paid approximately $300,000 for exclusive photos from the event.
On the cover, the smiling bride is front and center – but squint and look closely or you’ll miss the beaming husband. Odom is overshadowed in the main picture by Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, a fact he’ll have to adjust to every time a camera is around…
Other details from the publicity-garnering wedding include:
- Perrier-Jouët champagne was served;
- Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds serenaded the couple with a rendition of “You Are So Beautiful;”
- During her toast, Kris Jenner got choked up, saying, “Everyone knows I boohoo in public!”
Well, not everyone knows that. They will, however, when E! airs its Kardashian wedding special on November 8. Kill us now. Please.
September 30th, 2009 | No Comments
Finally, Spencer Pratt is echoing the sentiments of his harshest critics: all agree that the publicity-loving son of Satan should not bear any children.
Unfortunately for Heidi Montag, though, this means missing out on intercourse with her husband; because, as Pratt told The New York Post, he doesn’t trust his wife.
“I’m not even kidding, but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby,” Spencer said. “That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”
But, wait, isn’t Heidi on birth control? Yes. However, this union is so strong and healthy that Spencer thinks she might stop taking the pill, spread her legs and not tell her man.
“She’s not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question,” Pratt said. “I’m very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.”
How is Spencer coping with the lack of sex? He’s spending every waking hour ogling Montag’s Playboy cover. Each page of her photo spread is likely very sticky at this point. (Sorry.)
In other news: Pratt also mocked Joel McHale, host of E!’s The Soup, because he always makes fun of Speidi. Spencer referred to McHale as “a struggling wannabe actor just clowning on reality stars,” making it clear he’s never heard any hilarious Community quotes.
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