Celebrity Gossip and Photos

Like crap masquerading as art? Like kiddie porn? Well, it’s your lucky day, fuckwad. An incredibly disturbing 1975 picture of a completely nude and oiled 10-year old Brooke Shields is being displayed at the “Spiritual America, in the Pop Life: Art In A Material World” at the Tate Modern Gallery in South London. The Daily Mail says

Richard Prince’s image of Shields shows her from the knees up, naked, oiled and wearing make-up, looking directly at the viewer.

His exhibition also features huge sexually explicit images of penetration and works made from the pages of pornographic magazines.

The picture was [originally taken by photographer Gary Gross] after the artist hired Shields to pose as a model in 1975 and is said to have been done with her mother’s consent.

Thanks to the magic of the internet, I managed to find the pictures in question (there’s more than one), but they are so disturbing and sexually explicit that I WILL NOT put them up here. It’s fucking kiddie porn, pure and simple. It’s disgusting. It’s the kind of stuff that makes your stomach turn. The worst part is knowing that Brooke Shields’ mother signed off on them. She gave some pervert license to oil up her daughter, paint her like a Turkish prostitute, and photograph her naked in a bathtub holding a hand mirror. Throw in some quaaludes and a bottle of champagne and you’ve just walked into Roman Polanski’s wet dream. Fuck her, and fuck all of Hollywood (Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, for starters — full list of names here) for signing off on a petition to free Polanski and for claiming it’s not “rape-rape” (Whoopi Goldberg) when a 43-year old man takes naked pictures of a child, then gives them alcohol and sedatives and anally rapes them despite their pleas that he stop.

I went back and forth on whether to post a link to the pictures — by no means do I want to encourage people to look at pornographic images of underage girls — but on the other hand, I also feel that people need to know what’s being funded by their tax dollars under the guise of “avant-garde and socially challenging art.” In a way, you’re paying for it. So ultimately, I’m leaving that decision you. See them uncensored here. And may God have mercy on your souls.

Sophie Monk Topless in The Hills Run Red
Kelly Brook for “Heels that Heal”
S.S. Marisa Miller Nude in Room 23
S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar
Karina Smirnoff’s Naked PETA Ad

Like crap masquerading as art? Like kiddie porn? Well, it’s your lucky day, fuckwad. An incredibly disturbing 1975 picture of a completely nude and oiled 10-year old Brooke Shields is being displayed at the “Spiritual America, in the Pop Life: Art In A Material World” at the Tate Modern Gallery in South London. The Daily Mail says

Richard Prince’s image of Shields shows her from the knees up, naked, oiled and wearing make-up, looking directly at the viewer.

His exhibition also features huge sexually explicit images of penetration and works made from the pages of pornographic magazines.

The picture was [originally taken by photographer Gary Gross] after the artist hired Shields to pose as a model in 1975 and is said to have been done with her mother’s consent.

Thanks to the magic of the internet, I managed to find the pictures in question (there’s more than one), but they are so disturbing and sexually explicit that I WILL NOT put them up here. It’s fucking kiddie porn, pure and simple. It’s disgusting. It’s the kind of stuff that makes your stomach turn. The worst part is knowing that Brooke Shields’ mother signed off on them. She gave some pervert license to oil up her daughter, paint her like a Turkish prostitute, and photograph her naked in a bathtub holding a hand mirror. Throw in some quaaludes and a bottle of champagne and you’ve just walked into Roman Polanski’s wet dream. Fuck her, and fuck all of Hollywood (Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, for starters — full list of names here) for signing off on a petition to free Polanski and for claiming it’s not “rape-rape” (Whoopi Goldberg) when a 43-year old man takes naked pictures of a child, then gives them alcohol and sedatives and anally rapes them despite their pleas that he stop.

I went back and forth on whether to post a link to the pictures — by no means do I want to encourage people to look at pornographic images of underage girls — but on the other hand, I also feel that people need to know what’s being funded by their tax dollars under the guise of “avant-garde and socially challenging art.” In a way, you’re paying for it. So ultimately, I’m leaving that decision you. See them uncensored here. And may God have mercy on your souls.

Sophie Monk Topless in The Hills Run Red
Kelly Brook for “Heels that Heal”
S.S. Marisa Miller Nude in Room 23
S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar
Karina Smirnoff’s Naked PETA Ad

On Tuesday night’s season premiere of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari made her presence felt early and often. Amazing what huge paychecks and scripts can do. Meanwhile, Spencer put a deposit on a house without telling his duck-lipped plastic wife.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff reviews Kristin’s first episode of MTV’s long-running “reality” TV series and awards and deducts points as it sees fit …

The last-season-in-review montage showing Lauren Conrad departing airs, with Kristin as the show’s new narrator. That’s cold $h!t, MTV. Cold. Minus 2.

The girls sit around, reading cue cards and giving us the 411 on Kristin Cavallari, who they’ve just been informed will be on The Hills … and will be their new friend, apparently. Hey, at least their disdain is for real. Plus 5.

Why would Spencer assume Kristin would go after Justin-Bobby, who looks homeless and by all accounts does not bathe, of all the people at the party? What about Frankie Delgado or Sleazy T? This whole scenario is so ridiculous. Minus 16.

Plus 9 for the obligatory Brody Jenner shirtless and sleeveless shots, and Plus 2 more because Jayde Nicole shows no signs of Joe Francis whomping on her.

Newlywed Heidi Montag says her goal in life is to keep her husband happy. Spoken like a true feminist. Cook, clean and break out the knee pads, Heidi. Minus 5.

Kristin to Audrina: “Your sidekick is yappin’ her mouth at me!” Ten seconds into the season and she already knows the role of Stephanie Pratt. Plus 4.

LMAO moment: What in the effing hell is Spencer wearing when he and Heidi pretend to go house hunting? Why are his jeans tucked into his boots? Minus 1.

Stacie the bartender calls Audrina a stage-five clinger. Plus 2 for Stacie’s unexplained, contrived appearance on the show, which is not even attempting to seem real at this point, and Plus 2 more for the use of Wedding Crashers quotes.

Even Kristin’s voice sounds fake, like she’s trying too hard to sound overly dramatic on her “date” with Justin-Bobby. Give us a freaking break. Minus 3.

Spencer puts a deposit down on a place without telling Heidi, who hates it. The more things change, the more they stay the same (and obnoxious). Plus 12.

Fittingly, the quote of the night goes to Kristin Cavallari: [on being a Capricorn] “I’m stubborn … organized … I have the BEST bed.” Words fail us. Even.

TOTAL: +9! The Hills is what it is. If you can get past how obviously staged it all is, there’s still a lot of drama and entertainment value to be enjoyed.

Last night on the season premiere of The City, Whitney Port was greeted by old friend Roxy Olin, who she tried to help find a job at People’s Revolution. Meanwhile, at Elle, Olivia Palermo clashed big-time with new boss Erin Kaplan.

Below, our staff reviews the first episode of the new iteration of MTV’s Whitney-centric Hills spinoff, awarding and deducting points as we deem appropriate …

In the opening intro, Whitney reflects that nothing is the same as when she first moved to New York. In other words, MTV revamped the whole thing. Minus 2.

Roxy Olin makes her grand entrance two seconds in. Peeps are sure to mention her first and last names whenever they reference her. Solid marketing. Plus 3.

Whitney lives in the West Village now. Even, since both that area and Gramercy Park are quite trendy. Just pointing out that EVERYTHING is SO different now.

Olivia Palermo was apparently retained, and got a job at Elle magazine. Erin Kaplan is introduced as her boss. She’s a tough cookie! Must. Create. Conflict. Minus 1.

Erin and her boss discuss how they’re going to “break” Olivia and knock this “social” off her high horse. We’re holding out hope for full-on hazing. Plus 6.

Whitney and Roxy meet for lunch and talk about how great it is to be single. Roxy reminds us a little of Stephanie Pratt. That’s not a compliment. Minus 8.

Roxy may have been onto something when she bashed Whitney’s fashion sense. Whit’s outfit on the roof is heinous. Plus 1 in any case, though, because she’s just so cute talking about how she doesn’t want to annoy the neighbors.

“Do your job,” Olivia instructs Erin, having been at Elle herself for like a day. Minus 3 for her pompousness, and Minus 2 more for The City casting another Erin right after Whitney’s friend Erin Lucas got axed for being dull. Confusing!

Kelly tells Whitney Port that she hopes her friends are worth it and treat her as nicely as she treats them. Words to live by from sage Mrs. Cutrone. Plus 7.

Five guys and 30 girls at Roxy’s party … What’s the opposite of a sausage-fest? Plus 3 for the girl who complained about this, but Minus 5 for the neighbor who called the cops on a pretty tame gathering. How lame is Whitney’s building?

TOTAL: -1. Not the worst we’ve ever seen by far, but The City 2.0 still needs to step it up and decide what the heck it is before it becomes a must-see.

Sophie Monk’s new movie “The Hills Run Red” heads straight to a DVD player near you today, in which she plays a stripper who shows her boobs. That’s all I really know. I was going to do a little more research, but that would have required reading words instead of staring at her boobs. Which, ironically, is exactly you’re doing right now. Dumbass!

All thumbs 2 and 3 NSFW:

Denise Richards Topless in “It’s Complicated”
S.S. Emma Watson Topless
S.S. Marisa Miller Nude in Room 23
S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar
Ashley Greene Naked Pictures