Critics Slam Miley Cyrus, The Last Song


On more than one recent occasion, Miley Cyrus has said she plans on taking a hiatus from music to focus on acting.

Let’s hope her future efforts on the big screen go better than The Last Song.

A majority of film critics have come down hard on the movie, specifically citing Miley’s acting as “stiff” and “unconvincing.” Here are excerpts of what they had to say about the flick, which opens this week…

A more convincing star could make this a degree more tolerable, although in Cyrus’s defense not much more. Allegedly, this is the film in which Cyrus gets all, like, dramatic. If by ‘dramatic’ one means pouty, sullen, and cute, then OK. — The Boston Globe

Acting, for the moment at least, seems almost entirely beyond her… she pouts, slouches, storms in and out of rooms and occasionally cracks a snaggle-toothed smile, but most of the time she seems to be mugging for the camera, play-acting rather than exploring the motives and feelings of her character. — The New York Times

Cute Costars

Miley Cyrus met boyfriend Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Last Song. That’s about the only positive thing to come from the movie.

It’s the worst of both worlds as Disney cash cow Miley Cyrus makes the most dubious “dramatic” debut of any singer since Britney Spears. — The New York Post

As likable a performer as she is, Cyrus simply can’t act. Even Sparks’ formulaic material proves too challenging for her. — The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

All the obvious elements combine to manipulate the audience into a weepy time at the movies – again. — USA Today

Will you go see The Last Song? If so, write in and share your opinion on the movie… and/or your advice as to what field Miley might wish to consider next.

It’s a Justin Bieber World


My World, if you’re in Justin Bieber’s shoes, is not just the name of his album … or his second album, My World 2.0. It’s what the teenage baller rules. Hard.

The rest of us just live here. He should really charge rent.

Sure, the dude could keep a lid on it sometimes, saying Miley Cyrus isn’t his type or that Mariah Carey is past her prime. But his sales back up his attitude.

My World 2.0 topped the album charts this week, making Justin Bieber the youngest male solo artist ever to score a No. 1 on the Billboard Top 200 chart.

Biebergasm

HIS WORLD: Justin Bieber. Cannot. Be. Stopped.

The prepubescent singer is also the youngest male solo artist to score two simultaneous albums in the top five (as My World rounds out this week’s list).

With his forthcoming national tour dates and an upcoming April 10 appearance on Saturday Night Live, Bieber is inching closer to pop culture domination.

Oh who are we kidding, he’s already dominated. Just be grateful you can even check out our gallery of Justin Bieber pictures and bow down to the king.

Tiger Woods is a Dirty Cheapskate, Mistresses Say


Real, concocted or somewhere in between, information about Tiger Woods’ affairs has been trickling out for months ever since his sordid double life was exposed.

But Mark Seal’s article in the new Vanity Fair takes the examination into the golfer’s shady dalliances to a new level with interviews from four of Tiger’s women.

VF explores how the world’s greatest and most famous athlete got to such a reckless, shamelessly addicted and confused point in his life. Excerpts below …

A cheapskate

With many of his mistresses, Woods was allegedly exceedingly cheap. Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway.

Tiger and Jamie Jungers broke it off, the mistress claims, when he refused to help her financially. Of the women interviewed, Woods spent money on only one:

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo Nude

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (above), a Playboy model and hooker he met through madam Michelle Braun, went on $15,000 shopping sprees and charged everything to him.

Guess when you’re paying for the sex anyway …

A degenerate gambler

Woods’ preferred place to stay in Las Vegas was the Mansion at the MGM Grand, where a one-bedroom suite costs $5,000 per night and he’d gamble in the exclusive VIP casino nearby. According to a source known as Robin Hood 702:

“Sometimes the only people were me, Tiger Woods, and Michael Jordan. Each of us sat at a private table and played big. Tiger plays big. Up to 30 grand a hand … when you’re playing splits and doubles, you can have 150 grand on one hand.”

Tiger’s enablers

Woods said in recent interviews that no one in his inner circle knew about his affairs. Come on. Jamie Jungers says, “Every time I would fly out to see [Tiger] or schedule itineraries or anything, I would always go through Bryon Bell.”

If you believe Joslyn James, she also went through Bryon.

According to another mistress, Lawton (pictured), when she alerted Tiger to the fact that The National Enquirer had caught on to their affair, he put her in contact with his agent, Mark Steinberg, who allegedly replied, “We’ll take care of it.”

A Mindy Lawton PictureIn the Swing of Things

Tiger Woods cannot be stopped when he pursues something he wants, such as major golf championships or intercourse with Mindy Lawton at 5:30 in the morning.

A dirty individual

Lawton says she met Woods at 5:30 one morning before he had to leave for a tournament. She was menstruating, but he insisted on having sex with her, and when the key card to his office didn’t work, he drove to a nearby parking lot.

There, they had sex in his car.

After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The Enquirer picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot and threatened to use it as part of a story.

“That’s when the cover-up, happened,” Lawton recalled, referring to Tiger’s people agreeing to have him give an exclusive interview to the Enquirer’s sister publication Men’s Fitness in exchange for the story of their affair being scrapped.

Jesse James Nazi Photo: Real and Ridiculous


Wow. No wonder Jesse James was into Michelle McGee.

Sandra Bullock’s cheating husband and his mistress apparently shared more than bodily fluids an interest in tattoos – they both love some Nazi paraphernalia.

A now-infamous Michelle McGee Nazi photo spread surfaced around the time she outed James’ affair with her. Now a Nazi photo of Jesse has been unearthed.

It’s not pretty, either, even as Nazi photos go.

Jesse James Nazi Picture

Wow. As if Jesse James’ image weren’t tarnished enough …

Wearing a Waffen SS visor and striking the Hitler “sleg heil” salute, it’s clearly Jesse James in the photo, published by Us and taken roughly two years ago.

It’s unclear where it was taken, but there looks to be a replica of an plane used by famed German WWI pilot Manfred von Richthofen, a.k.a. The Red Baron.

So is Jesse James a white supremacist? Probably not. But on the list of things that are hard to put a positive spin on, posing as Hitler ranks pretty high.

We’re sure Sandra Bullock’s divorce lawyer will have a field day with this picture. Think Jesse, who just checked into rehab, can get treatment for Nazism?

Georgia May Jagger Almost Naked

georgia may jagger topless

Mick Jagger’s daughter got really lucky and looks nothing like her father, except for her DSLs. And those lips are exactly what landed her her latest gig as a model: being the face and body of Hudson Jeans.

But this is not a first for Geogia May. The rock heiress was last year’s face for the jeans company, in a controversial campaign that had her posing topless and sprawled on a British flag. This time, the Hudson Jeans advertising campaign features an almost naked Georgia May Jagger seemingly getting ready to have sex (and take her jeans off).

Check out the following photos of the sexy model . She’s a real cutie and those lips, oh those lips are really something to die for!


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