Jessica Simpson, Sweetie Dahling
Oh, look — it’s Patsy Stone from “Absolutely Fabulous” at the premiere of “Extraordinary Measures!” Boy, she’s really put on a few, hasn’t she? The Patsy I remember had only eaten a single crisp since 1974; this Patsy seems to have just plowed through an entire warehouse pallet of them. I guess drinking Chanel No. 5 straight from the bottle causes more bloating than you’d think. That’s why always I stick with English Leather for Men. Rugged and refreshing, without any of the unwanted calories of high-end perfumes!
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
