Quickies: Strike That
Twilight’s Ashley Greene’s sexy Halloween costume. (Use My Computer)
Pictures of Hugh Grant sloshed out of his gourd. (CelebSlam)
Kiefer Sutherland racks up a $700 bar tab — all before lunchtime. (The Blemish)
Just like your frustrated chihuahua, Robert Pattinson humps his pillow. (CelebJihad)
Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Behemoth Bunny. (Celebrity Odor)
Jennifer Elia is Chastity “Chaz” Bono’s new post-surgery girlfriend. So that would make her… a lesbian? Or possibly a chubby chaser. (Right Celebrity)
Elisha Dushku gets all dolled up for Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. (Moe Jackson)
Jewel bikini pics! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
And even more Christina Ricci bikini pics! (The Grumpiest)
Fergie as Cleopatra for All Hallow’s Eve. (Holy Moly)
Ha ha — Mariah trips and almost eats it while blowing kisses to Jay Leno’s audience. (Socialite Life)
Paris Hilton’s boyfriend is actually a fairy! (Hollywood Rag)
The new “Prince of Persia” trailer is out! (Pajiba)
Robert Pattinson looking sad and anemic in a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. (Hollywood PQ)
Lady Gaga as Hello Shitty Kitty. (Velvet)
