S.S. Kate Beckinsale in Italian Vogue
One time this guy at the mall told me I looked just like Kate Beckinsale. It’s true, I do. Well, technically, it might not have been a guy who said it per se. It might have actually just been me. To myself. In a mirror. And then I might have made six-shooters with my index fingers and told myself, “You look like Trouble with a Capital T, hot stuff!” and did these little pew-pew-pews with the finger guns and blew on the barrels and winked at myself. Yep, some days it’s all I can do not to kill myself.
In last month’s Italian Vogue:
