Celebrity Gossip and Photos

Robert Pattinson photos are handsome, yet they’re also seen less frequently these days than pants on Britney Spears from 2006-2008.

As numerous sources have confirmed, the actor has been keeping a low profile ever since paparazzi bombarded him and his co-stars during the shooting of Twilight.

For that reason, it’s breaking news when the gorgeous actor merely surfaces these days, as he did in Japan earlier this week. Pattinson joined New Moon director Chris Weitz for a press conference in Japan.

Don’t worry, American readers, Rob will make his way back to the States shortly. After all, he’s got a movie to promote here, as well as a girlfriend to calm down.

Kristen Stewart recently said she hates fame, which is ironic because she wouldn’t have met Pattinson unless she were a celebrity; which means she wouldn’t have the chance to wake up next to this face every morning…

Karolina Kurkova was already a supermodel.

Now she can add super mom to her resume.

The Victoria’s Secret mainstay and her film producer fiancé, Archie Drury, are the proud parents of a baby boy, Tobin Jack Drury, born in New York on Thursday.

The lil’ fella weighed in at 6 lbs., 3 oz., and the new parents are thrilled with their bundle of joy. “Both mother and baby are happy and healthy,” her rep said.

Congratulations to the new mom!

On October 10, a pregnant Karolina Kurkova was given a baby shower by fellow Angels Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, who is also expecting, in NYC.

“Amazing day, amazing food, but more importantly amazing friends and family!” she Tweeted after the joyous and fun event. Adding: “Mommy-to-be is tired!”

The Czech model has recently tried her hand at acting, starring in the blockbuster G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Archie produced the documentary Voices of Iraq.

Twilight’s Ashley Greene’s sexy Halloween costume. (Use My Computer)

Pictures of Hugh Grant sloshed out of his gourd. (CelebSlam)

Kiefer Sutherland racks up a $700 bar tab — all before lunchtime. (The Blemish)

Just like your frustrated chihuahua, Robert Pattinson humps his pillow. (CelebJihad)

Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Behemoth Bunny. (Celebrity Odor)

Jennifer Elia is Chastity “Chaz” Bono’s new post-surgery girlfriend. So that would make her… a lesbian? Or possibly a chubby chaser. (Right Celebrity)

Elisha Dushku gets all dolled up for Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. (Moe Jackson)

Jewel bikini pics! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

And even more Christina Ricci bikini pics! (The Grumpiest)

Fergie as Cleopatra for All Hallow’s Eve. (Holy Moly)

Ha ha — Mariah trips and almost eats it while blowing kisses to Jay Leno’s audience. (Socialite Life)

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend is actually a fairy! (Hollywood Rag)

The new “Prince of Persia” trailer is out! (Pajiba)

Robert Pattinson looking sad and anemic in a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. (Hollywood PQ)

Lady Gaga as Hello Shitty Kitty. (Velvet)

Here’s desperate attention-seeker Kim Kardashian skanking it up in another Disney costume for Halloween, this time as Snow White from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” But Kim doesn’t look like the Snow White I remember from the classic Disney movie. She looks more like that chick from “Blow White and the Seven Whores” — Easy, Gropey, Cock, Horny, Anal, and Humpy. There wasn’t a whole lot of whistling while they worked, as I recall. Mostly just screaming and moaning and the occasional gagging noise.

Lady Gaga was one of the guests of honor at the 13th annual ACE Awards in Manhattan last night, and if you’re wondering if she dressed like a complete jackass, well, of course she did. It’s her shtick. It keeps you from noticing how much her music sucks. The Daily Mail says

The singer attended the Accessories Council Excellence (ACE) Awards in New York… [in some very] bizarre headgear.

The 23-year-old singer wore a black lace veil partially covering her Marie Antoinette-style big hair, which was topped with a black beaded crown, a pink bra over a black shirt, pink hotpants, fishnet tights and killer heels.

Boy, good thing she wore that crown. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if someone else had shown up in the exact same outfit?

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online