Kim Kardashian as Jasmine for Halloween
♫”I can show you the world”♫… or you could just show me your tits. I’m pretty sure that’s the only thing anyone really cares about seeing here.
Kim Kardashian as “Aladdin’s” Jasmine for Halloween:
Lindsay Lohan is Taking Adderall, Xanax and Paxil
Michael Lohan’s mission to get daughter Lindsay into rehab has now progressed into a shock-and-awe media campaign, complete with his airing a list of all the prescription drugs she’s currently using. According to Page Six
[Michael said], “She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She’s a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old.”
For those of you who didn’t regularly buy pills from your RA’s boyfriend freshman year, Paxil is used to treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety disorders, post-traumatic stress disorder, and premenstrual dysphoric disorder. Adderall is used to treat attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder and narcolepsy. Xanax is prescribed for anxiety disorders and panic disorders. So unless she’s a hyperactive narcoleptic Korean war vet with polycystic ovarian syndrome and compulsive hand-washing issues, she’s taking waaaay too much goddamn medication. I bet the words “Glaxo-Smith Kline” and “Pfizer” are permanently branded into her liver by now.
And now, for someone who doesn’t look 100 years old — Megan Fox in VIP magazine:
Spencer Pratt Baked Out of His Mind
There’s not a lot to say here really, no big news or anything that scandalous. It’s just a classic picture of Spencer Pratt apparently stoned, drunk or both.
For all we know, this photo, which originated on Perez Hilton, was taken while he was blinking. Sometimes the camera just doesn’t tell the whole story.
Either way, here is Mr. Heidi Montag at Playboy Mansion …
Spencer Pratt does some serious ogling. Possibly baked ogling.
Whether Spencer Pratt is really stoned or not, he’s apparently gotten his wife confused for some other fake-tanned, bleach blonde tramp with enormous fake boobs.
One can forgive him for that. There are a ton of those in L.A.
Kate Gosselin Regrets Televised Emasculation of Jon
Displaying rare humanity and perspective, Kate Gosselin said she isn’t proud of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 moments which she spent basically castrating hubby Jon.
“I was very hard on him. I would never deny that,” she said on the TLC special Kate: Her Story. “I felt very much like a lot of weight rested on my shoulders.”
“I was wrong to treat him that way,” Kate Gosselin added. “Was it good, healthy and wonderful? No. Am I proud of those moments that were captured? No.”
Those moments were what initially had fans playing for Team Jon in the early stages of the couple’s split, before new Jon became the world’s biggest d-bag.
“I still wake up every day, and I think the phone will ring,” Kate began, taking a long pause before she continued, voice cracking, “and it’ll be the old Jon.”
Below are more excerpts from this very special interview …
On how they drifted apart. “Our goals just very much changed. My goals didn’t change as a mom. I just think somewhere along the line, his goals changed.”
On when she knew it was over: “I think I was on a plane coming home from somewhere and I remember thinking, We’re not going to recover from this.”
On the possibly exploitative nature of Jon and Kate Plus 8: “As someone who laid on bed rest from 7 to 30 weeks, who fought for every second of their existence, I can tell you there is nothing that would force me to put them in harm’s way.”
On why she doesn’t quit while she’s ahead: “We can’t turn life off. I can’t turn life off. In the last nine, 10 months, it’s gotten really crazy and I can’t seem to get away from it at this point. My goal in all this is I just want peace for my kids.”
On why doesn’t she pull the plug on the spotlight right now: “We’re too far gone. Stepping out of the spotlight when it’s prudent to do so is a good thing.”
On the rumor she had an affair with her bodyguard, Steve Neild, earlier this year: “So unthinkable to me that to have to think about it makes me sick.”
On why she needs a bodyguard: “People have a lot of contempt and hate toward me and at the end of the day, I need to come home safe to my kids.”
On Jon’s increasingly suspect personal life: “We do [talk] where it relates to the kids. As far as dating goes, I’ve never, ever broached the subject with him.”
Follow the jump for a clip of Kate’s interview last night …
Linda Hogan Calls BS on Ex-Husband’s Biography
Hulk Hogan made a name for himself in the contrived world of professional living.
According to ex-wife Linda Hogan, the same sort of fiction can be applied to his upcoming autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring.
In the book, Hulk writes he was very close to suicide, while also laying into his former flame, referring to Linda as an “abusive alcoholic.”
“As far as what he has said about Linda, it’s not accurate about her being involved with heavy alcohol and being abusive, and trying to hit Nick with a wine bottle? Absolutely false. It’s disappointing and it is irritating,” said Linda’s rep, adding:
“We disagree and wish he would have stuck to the facts instead of sensationalism to sell his book. It does reheat a lot of stuff, but it makes her feel all the more happy that she’s divorced and away from him. He’s [girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel's] problem now.”
What about Linda’s relationship with daughter Brooke Hogan?
It’s reportedly made Lindsay and Michael Lohan seem like close relatives.
“They’re very good,” said the rep. “Brooke has been spending a lot of time with Linda in California. It’s been a great revolution that they are back together, mother and daughter, very close, and in fact, she talked to Brooke today at least once or twice.”
No word on how many times Linda mocked Brooke’s fake boobs on those calls, but, hey, at least they’re chatting!
