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Singer Kelly Rowland flounced around in a little white string bikini in Miami yesterday, where she is currently shooting a video with rapper 50 Cent. You’ll remember Kelly as “the ugly one” from the all-girl R&B group En Vogue. No, wait — maybe it was TLC. Or was it Exposé? Dammit, I can never remember. Hang on while I Wiki it real quick. Let’s see… okay, here we go — it says, “who fucking cares.” Hmm. I’ll make sure to write that one down so I don’t forget it next time.

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On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari finally come face-to-face in their contrived conflict over that loser Justin “Bobby” Brescia.

Audrina admits when she first heard that Cavallari was seeing her ex, “I wanted to distance myself.” As in from the reality show, permanently, we’re guessing.

“That’s why I wanted to sit down with you,” says Kristin. “He [said], ‘Audrina and I were never together,’ which I’m sure is hard for you to hear as a woman.”

Patridge replies to her adversary, “I did meet with him for drinks the other night. He said basically you two were never together and that he never got over me.”

Stung, Cavallari then sarcastically rolls her eyes. After that, Audrina Patridge added, “As far as Justin, keep your distance, and I’ll keep mine. And that’s it.”

Snap. It’s so ON. Choose your side:

Follow the jump for a clip from tonight …

A reality TV show featuring … David Hasselhoff?

One only about David Hasselhoff and what a wreck he is? Sure, it would be better if Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan somehow joined him, but hey, sign us up!

A few weeks ago, David’s daughter Twittered (and later deleted) what we thought was confirmation that her train wreck dad would be putting his life on the air.

Well, no air date has been set yet, but the Hoff project appears to be close, or at least under consideration, according to an A&E rep, who said: “We are in discussions about the possibility of a series, but nothing official at this time.”

AMERICA’S GOT HOFF: David’s disaster of a life might be coming to A&E!

Hoff’s teenagers, Hayley and Taylor, no strangers to his candid, drunk antics, are also expected to appear in what is being billed as a poor man’s Leave it to Lamas.

Just kidding. No one’s billing it as that – but you believed it, right?

Not surprisingly, his ex-wife Pamela Bach will not be appearing in the show. We hope she coincidentally leaks a poor woman’s Shauna Sand sex tape instead.

In closing, it’s critical that you remember the following lesson:

If we’ve learned one thing in a life of celebrity gossip, it’s that you don’t hassle the Hoff. Unless he willingly puts himself on reality TV. Then he’s fair game.

A couple weeks ago, NeNe Leakes confronted Michael Lohan on The Insider.

Please, don’t ask us why those two were somehow featured on this entertainment news program.

In response to The Real Housewife of Atlanta telling him to suck it, Lohan said NeNe should lose some weight (though he used more colorful wording). Based on an OK! Weekly article, it looks like Leakes is taking that advice.

“My trainer has taught me to eat breakfast,” Leakes said of fitness guru Tammy Stokes. “She said, ‘NeNe, you have to bite something in the morning to get your metabolism going.’ So I’ve learned to do that, and it works.

“Then I eat my lunch: lots of salads with chicken. I love to go out to eat for dinner, [but] I never order an entrée. The portion sizes today are very large. So I’ll order an appetizer.”

Who said Michael Lohan doesn’t do any good in the world? Oh. Right.

Everybody says that.

Speaking about Chris Brown for the first time since he assaulted her back in February, Rihanna will break her silence later this week in a two-part interview with ABC’s Good Morning America (Thursday) and 20/20 (Friday).

The 21-year-old star finally “tells her story” about what happened that night and how the former lovers have responded since then, according to a network promo.

Brown, who was sentenced to five years of probation, 180 days of community labor and a year of domestic violence classes, has publicly apologized repeatedly.

Chris also blatantly pined for Rihanna on Twitter and YouTube quite recently.

Rihanna, whose new song, “Wait Your Turn,” dropped today, has been silent.

The interview kicks off a PR tour for her highly anticipated fourth album, Rated R, which comes out November 23. It will be interesting to hear what she says.

Specifically, does she blame herself at all for the incident, in which Brown beat, choked and threatened her in a fit of rage – and does she forgive what he did?

Before that fateful evening in February, Rihanna and Chris Brown might have been the hottest couple in music. Now they’re just a couple of hotheads in music.