That’s Gotta Hurt: Florida Player Eye-Gouges Foe


As the top-ranked college football team in the nation, the University of Florida has been gouging the eyes of its opponents all season long … figuratively.

Trying to blind your opponent with real eye-gouging, Brandon Spikes? That’s just a low blow. And possible suspension material for the Gators linebacker.

During Saturday’s 41-17 win over Georgia, Spikes felt the need to really stick it to a Bulldogs player in the midst of a scrum. Hopefully he can still see.

This is worse than the Oregon-Boise State fight earlier this season. At least in that case, the dude who got punched could kinda sorta see it coming. Sorry.

Quickies: That Name Again is Mr. Plow

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AnnaLynne McCord wins the Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costume award in a fishnet batgirl getup. (Glamzilla)

And Audrina Partridge is a close second as a sexy genie. (Moe Jackson)

LaToya Jackson dressed as a… Tin Man Turned Prostitute in a Clockwork Orange. Nice. (Hollywood Rag)

Ice T and Coco get “kinky” for Halloween. And that’s putting it mildly. (Socialite Life)

James Gandolfini wins WORST Celebrity Halloween Costume as a half-ass Homer Simpson. (Holy Moly!)

Pink topless! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Bai Ling’s nipples attacked by cheetah-housecat hybrid! (CelebNewsWire)

Christopher Walken reading Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” Awesome. (omg blog)

The scariest Halloween costume you’ll ever see in your life. (The Dirty)

Penelope Cruz topless tribute! (CityRag)

Jeremy Piven claims soy milk gave him man boobs. Still doesn’t explain the gaping vagina. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is fucking Gerard Butler. Ew. (Dlisted)

Olivia Munn’s sexy My Mag video preview. (popoholic)


Clash of the Costumes: Kim Kardashian vs. Holly Madison


On her official blog, Kim Kardashian writes she had a “very Disney Halloween.”

While she’s correct in that the socialite dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin for the occasion, she’s wrong in that no one under the age of 21 should be permitted to view her outfit.

If Jasmine had shown this much cleavage in the film, Aladdin would have had more than just Jafar with whom to battle over her affections. The entire kingdom would have been after the busty princess!

Incredibly, Kim showed more skin on Halloween than Holly Madison did with her costume. Guess when you pose nude for a living, the opportunity to wear a skimpy outfit on this holiday isn’t as exciting.

Compare the beauties below:

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Who looked sexier on Halloween?

Jessica Alba as Dora and Other Lame Celebrity Costumes

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Now that she’s had a change of heart and decided to embrace her Latina roots, Jessica Alba dressed up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween. Just one of many “eh-strong Latina woman” costumes from which to choose if you’re a girl of color, I’m sure. Like, um… let’s see… well, there’s Rosario from “Will and Grace.” She’s one. And that midget from Fantasy Island, whats-her-name. (On second thought, that might have been a man. I don’t think anybody really knows for sure.) Oh, and Charo, right? I almost forgot about Charo! Cuchi-cuchi! See, there’s a ton of options. Good for Jessica for trouncing the traditional demeaning Latina eh-stereotype.

Jessica Alba as Dora and husband Cash Warren as Diego:

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Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant:

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Helena Christensen as a painter’s palette:

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Brooke Shields in a Cleopatra flapper wig as… her daughter’s pimp? I don’t know:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online


Jessica Simpson Tweets: Melrose Place is Crap


As we recently reported, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was given the pink slip by the CW’s Melrose Place, joining the growing ranks of unemployed Americans.

In the wake of her sister’s firing, Jessica Simpson says she is no longer a fan, taking to Twitter to defend Ash and bash Melrose Place for letting her go.

Here’s what she wrote to the CW:

“Catching up on MP. who writes this crap? i have had some bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Of course, the show feels it will improve with her gone.

According to various reports, Ashlee was canned because producers feel she can’t act, and was therefore responsible for the aforementioned bad scripts.

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SISTERLY SUPPORT: However delusional she may be, Jessica has Ashlee’s back.

“They hired her because they needed a good name to help create buzz,” a set insider said. “But it backfired when she was so embarrassingly bad.”

“Producers cut her down as much as possible.”

Seconds another source, according to Us Weekly: “[Ashlee] is the worst actress, but nobody will tell her.” THG NOTE: We have certainly tried …

Anyway, what’s next for Ashlee? Possibly more acting. The girl is undeterred by the recent eviction from her day job, according to a source:

“She’s reading scripts. Acting is her focus now. If she had an album, she’d have to tour and be away from Bronx. She wants consistency.”


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